Not Moms: a Guidebook: How to Survive With All That Extra Time and Money - Paperback

by Julie Wittner (Author), Katie Von Till (Author), Matthew Patrick Davis (Illustrator)

YOU DID IT! Or rather, you didn't do it.

YOU DIDN'T HAVE KIDS!

You're CHILDFREE. Whether childfree by choice or part of a DINK household, you just unlocked the premium version of adulthood - the one without a tiny dictator demanding dino-shaped nuggets and a college fund. You've joined the exclusive club of adults who've been told, "You'll regret it someday," by people who haven't slept since last Thursday.

NOT MOMS is the essential, laugh-out-loud handbook for adults with a deep appreciation of extra "me time" and money.

But what exactly are you supposed to do with all that glorious freedom and disposable cash?

This tongue-in-cheek lifestyle guide blends practical advice with playful insights and sharp wit, all while reassuring readers that the childfree life is a valid and valuable choice.

From managing money, time, and social expectations to mastering the art of answering personal questions from loved ones and strangers, this whimsically illustrated book delivers a cathartic read for anyone navigating life without kids.

NOT MOMS celebrates alternative life paths with humor and heart.

Each illustrated chapter combines inspirational ideas, relatable anecdotes, and comedy-driven observations.

Inside, you'll find TIPS AND TRICKS such as:

• Quippy Responses to "When Are You Having Kids?" and Other Stupid Questions
• Things You Can Say Out Loud When You Don't Have Kids
• Financial Planning with Our Simple "Don't Buy This, Buy That!" Chart
• How To Tackle FOMO When Your Hormones Getcha!
• AfterNap Affirmations for the Childfree
• And a guided Childfree Journal to document your amazing childfree life!